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Here are some details about the game's main characters. Throughout the game
you will run across these and many other interesting and unique beings.
Zaku | Our heroine and rumored creator of Rarity 9, the
most powerful developer's tool of all-time. After the Rarity 9 beta is stolen
by Captain Bran, Zaku vows to recover it at all costs. If she fails, Bran's
horrible videogames will flood the market, causing widespread boredom. As for
Zaku, she has other plans for Rarity 9: Plans for greatness! Zaku's arsenal
includes such technical gadgetry as rocket shoes (because they're absurd) and
power gloves (because they're awesome).
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Iremsha |
Though she was once Zaku's mentor, not much is known
about this mysterious girl except that she now appears to be working with
Captain Bran for some odd reason. Skilled in the art of punch-things-in-the-head style,
she's a force to be reckoned with, especially while standing or floating in
one of her overly dramatic poses. Iremsha is rather fond of sugar, having
been known to snort an entire "pixie stick" without so much as flinching.
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The Penguin Bros. |
The Penguin Bros. - Dip, Bip, Flip and Emp - are the
leaders of Captain Bran's SNNVN (smelly, nasty and not very nice) attack force.
For questionably safe keeping, Bran has given them each a backup copy of the
stolen Rarity 9 program. To protect it from danger, the brothers put their
collective skills to use: Dip enjoys machines that make extensive use of
wheels. Bip prefers to smash things. Flip likes playing tricks. Emp is rather
sickeningly obsessed with blowing things up. Though not the most brilliant
boys in the world, the Penguin Bros. serve their master with a fierce (if not
fully understood) determination. This makes them a considerably dangerous
group.
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Captain Bran |
President of Bran Systems (Best games this side of
the arctic circle!), Captain Bran stole the beta version of Rarity 9 for his
own sinister uses. A generally nasty guy and overall sour pickle, Bran hates
the world and vows to drive it into certain peril in the most ridiculous
way possible: By flooding the videogame market with copy after copy of the
most despicable games ever created. He dislikes Zaku because she doesn't wear
mascara, but is otherwise unconcerned with her efforts to try and retake
Rarity 9. Rather, he seems to spend his spare time taking things that aren't
his (regardless of value), and launching sandwiches into deep space (can you
blame him?).
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